The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they
> > are the seven dwarfs,
> > >they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope.
> > Grumpy leads the pack.
> > >
> > >'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can
> > I do for you?'
> > >
> > >Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are
> > there any dwarf nuns in
> > >Rome?'
> > >
> > >The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks
> > for a moment and
> > >answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in
> > Rome .'
> > >
> > >In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.
> > Grumpy turns around
> > >and glares, silencing them.
> > >
> > >Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any
> > dwarf nuns in all of
> > >Europe ?'
> > >
> > >The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and
> > then answers, 'No,
> > >Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe .
> > >
> > >'This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into
> > laughter. Once again,
> > >Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry
> > glare.
> > >
> > >Grumpy turns back and says, 'Mr. Pope! Are there
> > ANY dwarf nuns anywhere
> > >in the world?'
> > >
> > >The Pope, really confused by the questions says,
> > 'I'm sorry, my son, there
> > >are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.'
> > >
> > >The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and
> > laughing, pounding the
> > >floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin
> > chanting......
> > >
> > >'Grumpy kissed a penguin! Grumpy kissed a
> > penguin!
i changed this joke simply not to get beat up by the gm's..lol kissed is supposed to be something else
7 Dwarfs
Never, under any circumstances,
Take a sleeping pill and a laxative
On the same night.
Take a sleeping pill and a laxative
On the same night.