A Frog story

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A Frog story

Post by heatmiser » 25 Feb 2010, 22:29

A frog goes into a bank and
approaches the teller. He
can see from her nameplate
that her name is PATRICIA
WHACK.

"Miss WHACK, I'd like to get
a $30,000 loan to take a
holiday."

PATTY looks at the frog in
disbelief and asks his name.
The frog says his name is
Kermit Jagger, his dad is
Mick Jagger, and that it's
okay, he knows the bank
manager.

PATTY explains that he will
need to secure the loan with
some collateral.




The frog says, "Sure. I have
this," and produces a tiny
porcelain elephant, about an
inch tall, bright pink and
perfectly formed.

Very confused, PATTY explains
that she'll have to consult
with the bank manager and
disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and
says, "There's a frog called
Kermit Jagger out there who
claims to know you and wants
to borrow $30,000, and he
wants to use this as
collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink
elephant. "I mean, what in
the world is this?"



The bank manager looks back
at her and says.

"It's a knickknack, Patty
Whack. Give the frog a loan,
His old man's a Rolling
Stone."

(You're singing it, aren't you?
Yeah, I know you are..)

Never take life too seriously!
Come on now, you grinned, I
know you did!
Never, under any circumstances,
Take a sleeping pill and a laxative
On the same night.
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Re: A Frog story

Post by Vyper!on » 25 May 2010, 00:16

Hey man, nice jokes but try to place all in 1 thread pls! Make a new topic named "Jokes"
It should be easier for us to read and for the moderators to do their job :)
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Re: A Frog story

Post by Bowfinger » 26 May 2010, 15:28

lol god damnit I now have YOUR version of the song in my head........

*walks about humming tune to self*
x1000 - Solomon
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