You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to fart. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.
As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you remember:
you've been listening to your ipod.
TODAY'S CHUCKLE
Never, under any circumstances,
Take a sleeping pill and a laxative
On the same night.
Take a sleeping pill and a laxative
On the same night.