GUTS vs. BALLS
Posted: 12 May 2009, 22:08
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know
the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the
definition for each is listed below.
1.) Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask.
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
2.) Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer,
lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass, and having the
balls
to say.
"You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.
the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the
definition for each is listed below.
1.) Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask.
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
2.) Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer,
lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass, and having the
balls
to say.
"You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.