Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:
First guy:
"You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second guy:
"That's nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy:
"Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they
realized that the fourth guy has not said a word.
So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth guy:
"I just set my alarm for 4:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing, or Sex?"
And she said, "Wear sun-block."
fishing joke
Never, under any circumstances,
Take a sleeping pill and a laxative
On the same night.
Take a sleeping pill and a laxative
On the same night.