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- 22 May 2009, 21:03
- Forum: Random
- Topic: WHERE DO RED-HEADED BABIES COME FROM?
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WHERE DO RED-HEADED BABIES COME FROM?
After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. she can't possibly be mine!!' 'Nonsense,' the doctor said. 'Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one...
- 22 May 2009, 21:01
- Forum: Random
- Topic: The Obedient Italian Wife!
- Replies: 0
- Views: 3885
The Obedient Italian Wife!
There was an Italian immigrant man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real "miser" when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his Italian wife..."When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to t...
7 Dwarfs
The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they > > are the seven dwarfs, > > >they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. > > Grumpy leads the pack. > > > > > >'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can > > I do for you?' > > > > > >Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are > > the...
Re: Marriage
Its the test of love. =P If you are truly meant for each other, it will work after a few times. If it doesnt work after 10 times maybe it trying to tell you something xD lol, maybe marriage counseling would help? :P :P i got it to work on the 4th try, oddly though i married the same person on 2 oth...
- 12 May 2009, 22:08
- Forum: Random
- Topic: GUTS vs. BALLS
- Replies: 0
- Views: 3773
GUTS vs. BALLS
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below. 1.) Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having t...
- 12 May 2009, 22:06
- Forum: Random
- Topic: The Miracle of Toilet Paper
- Replies: 1
- Views: 4684
The Miracle of Toilet Paper
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and ru...
- 11 May 2009, 17:50
- Forum: Random
- Topic: fishing joke
- Replies: 0
- Views: 3719
fishing joke
Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place: First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend." Second guy: "That's nothing; I had to promi...
Re: Anti-War
you can always join mine, if you don't have a guild already, just pm teddy ( my main ) or Sparkle, just tell her you wish to join. we are definitely anti-war and i can't see us doing tw's for at least another 10 years or this server crashes permanently...lol i'm on the 100x server so i hope you are ...
Re: hmmm
not sure but it might be because there is a subject about it already here?
- 10 May 2009, 19:29
- Forum: Guilds
- Topic: Guild Names and Guild Master Name For Guild Top 10
- Replies: 13
- Views: 21764
Re: Guild Names and Guild Master Name For Guild Top 10
guild name: storm
guild master: teddy
vice guild master: Sparkle
guild master: teddy
vice guild master: Sparkle